Work Conversations pt 2

sara asked if we were going to come to zombie prom
and i told her about how much you hate dressing up
uh oh
and being around dressed up people
now i'm in trouble.
and the guy that was standing next to her was like
"i don't know who this guy is....but i don't like him"
you're going to get me in trouble!
nooo
that guy was dumb
i told him you were my husband and that you would go america all over his ace
that scared him good
haha.
i hope you actually did that.
sure did
i also gave him your phone number
GOOD.
i have my american flag do-rag on so i'm good to go.
perfect.